i did a push up why am i still fat
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones
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"I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day."
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"Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space."
-Alex Elle (via sunflower-mama
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"I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."
-Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
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"Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie."
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